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Posted by poundtracker 11 years ago (27 Sep 2007)
-why did the chicken x the road?

to get away from kfc

-why did the kola fall out of the tree?

cuz it was dead

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Posted by perusalstein 11 years ago (29 Jan 2008)
Why did the chicken cross the road?

It was programmed to!

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Posted by pookiekins 11 years ago (1 Feb 2008)
perusalstein said:
Why did the chicken cross the road?

It was programmed to!
cause he was pinned to the punk rocker

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Posted by bernard 10 years ago (7 May 2008)
A Cop pulled a car over for speeding.

When the Cop asked the driver why he was traveling 95mph, the driver answered that he was a juggler on his way to do a show for a birthday party and didn't want to be late.

The Cop told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket.

The driver told the Cop that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.

The Cop told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car, and asked if he could juggle them.

The juggler stated that he could, so the Cop got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.

While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol car.

A drunk got out, watched the performance briefly, went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.

The Cop observed him doing this, and went over to the patrol car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, "You might as well haul my butt to jail, cause there's NO way Ill pass that test."

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Posted by donjoaoresort 9 years ago (27 May 2009)
Funny

John
www.donjoaoresortgoa.com

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